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Confessions: Winning Touchdown

 

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One time I scored the winning touchdown at a high school football game. I was 36, I wasn’t a player, and I got a whoopin.

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Confessions: Loose Button

 

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One time I was flying my space ship casually and noticed a loose button on my space suit. I tore it off but managed to sew it back on. When I got back to Earth I got a whoopin anyway.

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Confessions: Hungry Mutt

 

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The mutt was hungry and I had a steak. For some reason I was just holding the meat in my hand and looking at the salty hound. I decided to wait till my mom wasn’t looking…then I ate the steak in front of the dog. I was chased all through the neighborhood that day and to make a long story short, I got a whoopin.

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Confessions: Leaf Piles

 

 

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A long time ago, I was jumping in my neighbor’s leaf piles while they were at work. I jumped in one and fell into a secret laboratory. I saw a plan to take over the world and ripped it to pieces. When I got home I was late for dinner and I got a whoopin.

 

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