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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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Lunch Menu: Velcro Fishsticks

 

LUNCH MENU

 

  MAIN MENU                                     SIDE DISHES

 

                                                          Velcro Fishsticks                                  Salt Pudding

 

                                                                        or                                            Spare Tires (Limit 2)

 

                                                    California Candle Wax                           Carpet Square

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