Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!
Customer: Yes I’d like the e-
Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)
Customer: Did you-
Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!
Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..
Combover Carl: Yes?
Manager: You haven’t been here much.
Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!
Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!
Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!
Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.
Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!