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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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Quotes: Spot in the Mop Closet

 

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“Hello new coworker! It’s about time we get some help around here! (Talks low) If the manager blows the whistle around his neck, I know a spot in the mop closet he never thinks to check! Is he that bad? Well, he only beats me with year-old french bread loaves every half hour on some days, but then again, I AM his favorite employee!”

- Combover Carl 

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Quotes: Premier Soup Restaurant

Published by in Quotes on February 28th, 2012

 

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“The manager over at Crazyville’s premier soup restaurant, Pleasant Corner, is looking for you. He said he heard you’ve been helping people out so you should be well suited for the job! Well I wouldn’t call it a suit, but the uniform you get has a hat that looks like a big bowl!”

- KrazyQ 

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Pleasant Corner: Stuck

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: So that’s a coconut bisque, extra salt and lemon, hold the crackers with a half pint of unsweetened Pina Colada shaken and a side of ketchup cookies quarter baked with a stick of butter?

 

Customer: Uh, actually I’m here to fix the phone.

 

Manager: Dad! My favorite handyman! What have you been up to?

 

Dad: Oh, I’ve had my hand in this and that, ha ha.

 

Carl: Not me. It’s always my head that gets stuck in things.

 

Manager: John, why don’t we go over to the phone where it’s a little less bald?

 

(At the phone)

 

Dad: I think I see the problem! (tinker tinker) There we go! That will be 500 dollars please.

 

Manager: 500 dollars!? Take it out of Carl’s paycheck.

 

Carl: (Trying to get his head out of the cash register drawer) Over my dead body!

 

THE END

 

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Pleasant Corner: Chicken Soup

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Who ordered chicken soup?

 

Customer: I did you moth ball!

 

Combover Carl: Just for that I’m taking the fly out!

 

Customer: Curse you and your mangy dog!

 

Combover Carl: I don’t have a dog.

 

Customer: Then what’s that?

 

Combover Carl: That’s the manager! Get out!

 

(Carl throws him out the window)

 

Manager: Why didn’t you use the door?

 

Combover Carl: There’s a door?

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Pleasant Corner: Backed Up

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Customer: I’ll have what he’s having.

 

Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.

 

Customer: No! Not him, him!

 

Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?

 

Customer: Yes please.

 

Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.

 

Combover Carl: So?

 

Manager: In Virginia.

 

Combover Carl: Oh….I need a snack.

 

Manager: Here.

 

Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity.

 

Manager: That was a rock Carl.

 

Combover Carl: I know!

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