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Say Goodbye to Winter!

As winter soon leaves us, we ready ourselves to remove our pants and frollick in the piles of leaves in our neighbors’ yards. If we’re lucky, the neighbors won’t be there when it happens!

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Top 10: Things to Do On the Bus

Published by in Top 10 on January 1st, 2012

 

TOP 10 THINGS TO DO ON THE BUS WHEN THERE’S NOTHING TO DO

 

10. Annoy the person sitting behind you – hours of fun!

 

9. Throw books out the window – have a competition to see how many cars you can hit.

 

8. Have a funeral in the back seat – Think of the bus as a big yellow hearse!

 

7. Tie the driver’s shoe laces together – you’ll ‘die’ laughing!

 

6. Play ‘Pin the Tail On the Bus Driver’

 

5. If you don’t have pants, steal someone’s! – a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!

 

4. Have a spit war with the person sitting behind you – caution: you WILL get wet!

 

3. Stare at somebody until their face gets small – it works, just try it!

 

2. Lift the emergency handle – do it until the driver screams!

 

1. Set your hair on fire and jump out the window without any pants on – have I already typed this?

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The Jokebook: Washing Pants

 

 

The Jokebook

 

Why did the man wash his pants?

 

Cause they had a stain!

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Confessions: Walking the Dog

 

 

Confessions

 

Once, I was walking the dog while walking the dog with my trusty Duncan Yo-Yo and came across a set of doors. I chose the second one and walked into a room with more doors. Here I chose the sixth door and proceeded into yet another room. This room had more doors, but the view of them was blocked by my mom changing her pants. The moral of this story is: I got a whoopin.

THE END

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Magazine: Issue 2 Page 1

Published by in Magazine on January 1st, 2012
This entry is part 2 of 10 in the series Issue 2

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The Jokebook: Snake’s Shirt

 

 

The Jokebook

 

Why did the snake eat the shirt?

 

“Cause it didn’t match his pants!

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