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Lifestyles of the Shady and Homeless



Lifestyles of the Shady and Homeless


Morning comes early for young Phil, who wakes up at dawn every day to start his angry begging. Phil gets lots of things in his begging cup. Quarters, dimes, pennies, plane tickets, and shampoo samples are some of the things you may find. In a recent interview, Phil explained how he sets small goals for himself, first were some shoes, then a new wig, then a wicker chair which he now proudly calls home. As unbelievable as it may sound, Phil has a girlfriend. Silvia, who owns an underwear factory on Death Mountain, claims that she often dates Phil. She said that aside from him stealing her pocketbook on every date, Phil is quite a gentleman. So if someone were to look at Phil, they would see a dirty, stupid old man, but we’ll let you decide if that’s true.


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