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Quotes: Not Too Peachy

Published by in Quotes on March 1st, 2012

 

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“Yeah, I’m not too peachy, either. They ran out of Charmin at the store so I have to use tin foil! I guess I shouldn’t complain, despite the fact that there’s Reynold’s Wrap inside me! Ok that about wraps it up here for now! (Rimshot) Were you wanting something? Would you like to view my toilet?”

- KrazyQ 

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Quotes: Premier Soup Restaurant

Published by in Quotes on February 28th, 2012

 

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“The manager over at Crazyville’s premier soup restaurant, Pleasant Corner, is looking for you. He said he heard you’ve been helping people out so you should be well suited for the job! Well I wouldn’t call it a suit, but the uniform you get has a hat that looks like a big bowl!”

- KrazyQ 

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Quotes: Bite Ugly People

Published by in Quotes on February 26th, 2012

 

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“How rude! I don’t bite ugly people! I’m thinking you might want to take that back! Otherwise this map of town will stay with me, and believe me when I say nothing wants to stay with me!”

- KrazyQ 

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Quotes: Big Fat Corporation

Published by in Quotes on February 22nd, 2012

 

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“We’ve got a big fat corporation in town trying to knock one of our local businesses right outta town! We can’t have that, I get part of their profits for crying out Pete!”

- KrazyQ 

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Welcome to Crazyville Variety!

Published by in Greetings on January 1st, 2012

Hi! This is KrazyQ, mayor of Crazyville. Thanks for visiting our modest little town! Feel free to browse through the magazines, jokes, stories, and all the other stuff that’s sure to have you belly laughing till the neighbors shout at you to be quiet!

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Emails to KrazyQ: Pluto

 

 

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TO: KrazyQ
FROM: Warden@PlutoFederalPrison.kix

 

 

Do you want to go to Pluto? Sign up today and you’ll be on the first shuttle! Trials are every tuesday, make sure to prepare for the adventure into the abyss!

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