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The Jokebook: The Frisbee

 

The Jokebook

 

 Why didn’t the dog catch the frisbee?

 

The alligator got it first!

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The Jokebook: Dog’s Bite

 

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Why was the dog’s bite worse than its bark? 

 

It didn’t have any trees!

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Confessions: Hungry Mutt

 

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The mutt was hungry and I had a steak. For some reason I was just holding the meat in my hand and looking at the salty hound. I decided to wait till my mom wasn’t looking…then I ate the steak in front of the dog. I was chased all through the neighborhood that day and to make a long story short, I got a whoopin.

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Fun Fact: Chopsticks

Published by in Fun Fact on January 1st, 2012

 

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Using chopsticks greatly increases the time it takes to feed your dog.

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The Storybook: Many Handles

 

 

The Storybook

 

One time my mom bought me a chest with many handles. A few years after that one of the handles came off. I blamed the dog tied in our backyard.

 

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Confessions: Walking the Dog

 

 

Confessions

 

Once, I was walking the dog while walking the dog with my trusty Duncan Yo-Yo and came across a set of doors. I chose the second one and walked into a room with more doors. Here I chose the sixth door and proceeded into yet another room. This room had more doors, but the view of them was blocked by my mom changing her pants. The moral of this story is: I got a whoopin.

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