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Quotes: Homestead

Published by in Quotes on March 4th, 2012

 

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“How do you fancy the ol’ homestead? Just spruced her up a might! Added a curtain or two, a coat of paint, oh, and a floor!”

 

- Dad

 

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Quotes: Can’t Fix That

Published by in Quotes on March 4th, 2012

 

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“I’m sorry, I can’t fix that. Just kidding! It’ll cost you a pretty penny, though! Let’s see here… Thread, needles, glue, yarn, popsicle sticks, paint, and pizza… Hmm, looks like it’ll come to, say $500?”

- Dad 

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Quotes: Gangster

Published by in Quotes on March 3rd, 2012

 

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“Aah, some work, see? You wants big Dad to gives you a job? Oh sorry, I slipped into my gangster voice by accent-dent! Ha! Get it?” 

- Dad

 

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Quotes: Sitting Around

Published by in Quotes on February 29th, 2012

 

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“Oh just the usual. Been sitting around, reading month-old newspapers and eating dry grits like nobody’s business. I’m just trying to get by, which is all you can ask for in this day and age, whatever that means!” 

- Dad

 

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Quotes: Lay Off

 

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“You’re not looking too good, Dad. Maybe lay off the Tuna Helper.”

- Brother 

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Quotes: Hide Nor Hair

 

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“Dad, you say? I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him around here in quite a while! Can’t say I miss him, though. He makes the whole place smell like bubble solution!”

- Post Office Worker

 

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