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Emails to KrazyQ: Don’t Worry!

 

Emails to KrazyQ

 

From: yugoslavia@agnisadvantage.chug
Subject: Don’t worry, this isn’t about a credit card!

 

Hello potential customer! Save big bucks on your next Dollar Tree purchase with our new Agnis Advantage card! Choose from over seven designs including and limited to:

 

American Flag

 

American Flag with 49 Stars

 

Bald Eagle

 

Bald Eagle Wearing Eyepatch

 

Jeep Cherokee

 

Jeep Cherokee Wearing Eyepatch

 

Los Angeles Projects

 

Tom Arnold

 

Apply now and receive no interest until tomorrow!

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Pleasant Corner: Backed Up

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Customer: I’ll have what he’s having.

 

Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.

 

Customer: No! Not him, him!

 

Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?

 

Customer: Yes please.

 

Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.

 

Combover Carl: So?

 

Manager: In Virginia.

 

Combover Carl: Oh….I need a snack.

 

Manager: Here.

 

Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity.

 

Manager: That was a rock Carl.

 

Combover Carl: I know!

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