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Confessions: Winning Touchdown

 

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One time I scored the winning touchdown at a high school football game. I was 36, I wasn’t a player, and I got a whoopin.

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Confessions: Ran a Mile

 

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One time I ran a mile in under a minute. And while I’m still making things up, I’m seven feet tall!

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Confessions: Loose Button

 

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One time I was flying my space ship casually and noticed a loose button on my space suit. I tore it off but managed to sew it back on. When I got back to Earth I got a whoopin anyway.

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Confessions: Walking the Dog

 

 

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Once, I was walking the dog while walking the dog with my trusty Duncan Yo-Yo and came across a set of doors. I chose the second one and walked into a room with more doors. Here I chose the sixth door and proceeded into yet another room. This room had more doors, but the view of them was blocked by my mom changing her pants. The moral of this story is: I got a whoopin.

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