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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here


Pleasant Corner


Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!


Customer: Yes I’d like the e-


Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)


Customer: Did you-


Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!


Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..


Combover Carl: Yes?


Manager: You haven’t been here much.


Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!


Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!


Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!


Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.


Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!




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Quotes: Spot in the Mop Closet




“Hello new coworker! It’s about time we get some help around here! (Talks low) If the manager blows the whistle around his neck, I know a spot in the mop closet he never thinks to check! Is he that bad? Well, he only beats me with year-old french bread loaves every half hour on some days, but then again, I AM his favorite employee!”

- Combover Carl 

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Pleasant Corner: Chicken Soup



Pleasant Corner


Combover Carl: Who ordered chicken soup?


Customer: I did you moth ball!


Combover Carl: Just for that I’m taking the fly out!


Customer: Curse you and your mangy dog!


Combover Carl: I don’t have a dog.


Customer: Then what’s that?


Combover Carl: That’s the manager! Get out!


(Carl throws him out the window)


Manager: Why didn’t you use the door?


Combover Carl: There’s a door?

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Pleasant Corner: Looking Good



Pleasant Corner


Customer: Stop looking at me!
Combover Carl: But staring is caring!
Customer: It’s creeping me out!
Combover Carl: But scaring is caring!
Manager: Cut it out Carl.
Combover Carl: Cut what?
Manager: Your paycheck!
Combover Carl: Can I still cash it?
Manager: No.
Combover Carl: Will do!

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Pleasant Corner: Pina Colada




Customer: I’ll have the Pina Colada Special.


Combover Carl: Would you like fries with that?


Customer: ….no.


Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!


Customer: But I don’t w-


Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!


Manager: Are you mad about something Carl?


Combover Carl: Yeah, I stayed up all night watching a Puppets Show marathon. I didn’t get a bit of sleep! Uuuh oh yeah, my house collapsed too.


Manager: Again? That’s the third time this week!


Combover Carl: Well I guess that goes to show when you run out of nails, don’t use Poligrip on the rest.


Manager: Guess so…

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Pleasant Corner: Backed Up



Pleasant Corner


Customer: I’ll have what he’s having.


Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.


Customer: No! Not him, him!


Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?


Customer: Yes please.


Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.


Combover Carl: So?


Manager: In Virginia.


Combover Carl: Oh….I need a snack.


Manager: Here.


Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity.


Manager: That was a rock Carl.


Combover Carl: I know!

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