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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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Quotes: Spot in the Mop Closet

 

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“Hello new coworker! It’s about time we get some help around here! (Talks low) If the manager blows the whistle around his neck, I know a spot in the mop closet he never thinks to check! Is he that bad? Well, he only beats me with year-old french bread loaves every half hour on some days, but then again, I AM his favorite employee!”

- Combover Carl 

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Pleasant Corner: Chicken Soup

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Who ordered chicken soup?

 

Customer: I did you moth ball!

 

Combover Carl: Just for that I’m taking the fly out!

 

Customer: Curse you and your mangy dog!

 

Combover Carl: I don’t have a dog.

 

Customer: Then what’s that?

 

Combover Carl: That’s the manager! Get out!

 

(Carl throws him out the window)

 

Manager: Why didn’t you use the door?

 

Combover Carl: There’s a door?

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Pleasant Corner: Looking Good

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Customer: Stop looking at me!
Combover Carl: But staring is caring!
Customer: It’s creeping me out!
Combover Carl: But scaring is caring!
Manager: Cut it out Carl.
Combover Carl: Cut what?
Manager: Your paycheck!
Combover Carl: Can I still cash it?
Manager: No.
Combover Carl: Will do!

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Pleasant Corner: Pina Colada

 

PLEASANT CORNER

 

Customer: I’ll have the Pina Colada Special.

 

Combover Carl: Would you like fries with that?

 

Customer: ….no.

 

Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!

 

Customer: But I don’t w-

 

Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!

 

Manager: Are you mad about something Carl?

 

Combover Carl: Yeah, I stayed up all night watching a Puppets Show marathon. I didn’t get a bit of sleep! Uuuh oh yeah, my house collapsed too.

 

Manager: Again? That’s the third time this week!

 

Combover Carl: Well I guess that goes to show when you run out of nails, don’t use Poligrip on the rest.

 

Manager: Guess so…

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Pleasant Corner: Backed Up

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Customer: I’ll have what he’s having.

 

Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.

 

Customer: No! Not him, him!

 

Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?

 

Customer: Yes please.

 

Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.

 

Combover Carl: So?

 

Manager: In Virginia.

 

Combover Carl: Oh….I need a snack.

 

Manager: Here.

 

Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity.

 

Manager: That was a rock Carl.

 

Combover Carl: I know!

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