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Mike and BoB: Movie Slacks

 

Mike and BoB

 

BoB: All set for the movies? I heard that Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 7 is twice better than Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 3!

 

Mike: My movie slacks are buckled and in the upright position!

 

BoB: Movie slacks? Mike I’ve watched your pants before, they wouldn’t make a good movie..

 

Mike: But they’re good for going to the movies! Look at all these compartments, all with their own unique use at the theater!

 

BoB: Ok, how about this pocket?

 

Mike: Peanuts, popcorn, and nonpareils!

 

BoB: And this sleeve?

 

Mike: Sodas, slurpees, and sundaes!

 

BoB: What about this big hole in the back?

 

Mike: What goes in must come out!

 

BoB: You go on, I’ll catch the next showing.

 

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Quotes: Word of Advice

Published by in Quotes on March 5th, 2012

 

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“My only word of advice here is if BoB’s in the bath tub you should hit the road, the places he wants you to scrub are simply unreachable!”

- Belch Smith 

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Quotes: Something About a Book

Published by in Quotes on March 2nd, 2012

 

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“Belch said something about a book and B-Speak or some other new-age nonsense. I didn’t listen to a word of it! Except for ‘book’ and ‘B-Speak.’”

- BoB 

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Quotes: While You Were Gone

Published by in Quotes on March 1st, 2012

 

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“While you were gone, Belch called for you so much that I took the phone off the hook! Then he beeped me so much I put my beeper on zap! Then he sent me a letter! I should be getting it in a few days.”

- BoB 

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Quotes: Too Much Trouble

 

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“Just finished Breakfast Club. I love a happy ending! How was Auto Partz? I hope Leroy didn’t give you too much trouble. He’s always coming in and asking if you have Prince Albert in a can. I’ve told him a thousand times that I do and he’s not getting him back!”

- BoB 

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Quotes: Can’t Miss It

Published by in Quotes on February 27th, 2012

 

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“I have a biiiiig favor to ask you! The Breakfast Club is coming on in a little bit and I just can’t miss it! Just one problem: I’m supposed to work today. Be a dear and go for me? It’s really fun! Some days they even let you go to the bathroom!”

- BoB 

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