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Quotes: Use Your Help

 

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“Were you followed? Good. Look, I can use your help! I would do it myself but I’m busy making Jiffy Pop. It’s as much fun to make as it is to eat!”

- Belch Smith 

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Belch in Britain Pt. 2

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Belch in Britain

 

 

Belch in Britain (cont.)

 

Large Man: Who are you calling big?

 

Belch: Oh I’m sorry, hello Mr. Ben.

 

Large Man: You will address me as Packett.

 

Belch: Ok, where would you like to be sent?

 

Packett: You’re coming with me.

 

Packett leads Belch into an alleyway where a few rough looking men stand smugly.

 

Belch: Is this the chess club?

 

Packett: You’re one of us now. You will obey my every command.

 

Belch: Sounds like a pretty boring chess game…

 

Packett: Listen! You go over to Hazel’s Milk and Drug store and fetch us some pills.

 

Belch: Alright, what name is the prescription under?

 

Packett: It’s not a prescription! And you’re not going to pay.

 

Belch: Ooooh. I got you, I got you.

 

 

(To be continued)

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Magazine: Issue 3 Page 4

Published by in Magazine on January 1st, 2012
This entry is part 6 of 11 in the series Issue 3

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Magazine: Issue 7 Page 5

Published by in Magazine on January 1st, 2012
This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Issue 7

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Magazine: Issue 8 Page 8

Published by in Magazine on January 1st, 2012
This entry is part 10 of 11 in the series Issue 8

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