Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner, where the Half Bean Soup is half off!
Customer: Half Bean Soup? What’s in that?
Carl: Well one half has beans.The other half is only half beans.
Customer: What’s the other half of that half?
Carl: It’s half corn.
Customer: Argh.. What about the other half?
Carl: That’s the special part. It’s half corn and beans!
Customer: Alright! I think I changed my mind! (starts to leave)
Carl: Half a good day!