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Pleasant Corner: Stuck

 

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Combover Carl: So that’s a coconut bisque, extra salt and lemon, hold the crackers with a half pint of unsweetened Pina Colada shaken and a side of ketchup cookies quarter baked with a stick of butter?

 

Customer: Uh, actually I’m here to fix the phone.

 

Manager: Dad! My favorite handyman! What have you been up to?

 

Dad: Oh, I’ve had my hand in this and that, ha ha.

 

Carl: Not me. It’s always my head that gets stuck in things.

 

Manager: John, why don’t we go over to the phone where it’s a little less bald?

 

(At the phone)

 

Dad: I think I see the problem! (tinker tinker) There we go! That will be 500 dollars please.

 

Manager: 500 dollars!? Take it out of Carl’s paycheck.

 

Carl: (Trying to get his head out of the cash register drawer) Over my dead body!

 

THE END

 

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