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Ahoy!

Published by in Greetings on August 3rd, 2012

There haven’t been any updates lately and I must apologize..or at least give a bunch of lame excuses why there haven’t been..yeah, I’ll go with that.

I was passing bills! Amending our constitution! Kissing babies! Riding on parade floats! Playing Ms. Pac-Man!

Anywho, Issue 10 will be coming soon, so stay tuned please!

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Board Game Cards: Band

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Start a band and name yourself the drummer. If you’re already a good drummer, skip to losing a turn. If you have no experience drumming, start a bunch of drama and put the spotlight on yourself at concerts until you get thrown out of your own band. Lose a turn.

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Mike and BoB: Movie Slacks

 

Mike and BoB

 

BoB: All set for the movies? I heard that Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 7 is twice better than Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 3!

 

Mike: My movie slacks are buckled and in the upright position!

 

BoB: Movie slacks? Mike I’ve watched your pants before, they wouldn’t make a good movie..

 

Mike: But they’re good for going to the movies! Look at all these compartments, all with their own unique use at the theater!

 

BoB: Ok, how about this pocket?

 

Mike: Peanuts, popcorn, and nonpareils!

 

BoB: And this sleeve?

 

Mike: Sodas, slurpees, and sundaes!

 

BoB: What about this big hole in the back?

 

Mike: What goes in must come out!

 

BoB: You go on, I’ll catch the next showing.

 

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Board Game Cards: ‘Round

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Go ’round the board and then go ’round the twist. Lose a turn for every go’round.

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Board Game Cards: Earthly Desires

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Deprive yourself of all earthly desires for a year straight, then come back to the game. Add up all the lost turns you’ve accumulated over the year you were gone and lose that many more.

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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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