Mike and BoB
BoB: So then the book said, “Hey you’re the boss!” Ha ha ha!
Mike: Ha ha ha ha…wait, did you say “the” or “shoe?”
Mike: Oh..I don’t get it.
BoB: Hey Mike, I’ll sell you this shoe lace for a dollar!
BoB: You drive a hard bargain, two dollars!
Mike: Two fifty!
BoB: Sold! Now I can use this money to get a fancy dinner on my date with Sally tonight!
Mike: That’s good because I have a date with Suzanne!
BoB: ….you don’t have a date do you?
BoB: Tsk tsk, you shouldn’t lie like that.
Mike: I know I know. Sorry.
BoB: OK I’ll let it pass this time!
Mike: You don’t have a date either do you?