Why was the man wearing a pot?
Cause the cookie sheet was in the oven!
Why didn’t the dog catch the frisbee?
The alligator got it first!
Why’d the man take off his rollerskates?
He wanted to gather some moss!
Why didn’t the man shave?
He couldn’t find his face!
Why did the apple cross the road?
It heard there was a turnover!
What do you get when you cross Florida and Mexico?
Muchas naranjas caliente!