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Quotes: About the Ointment

Published by in Quotes on March 6th, 2012

 

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“Dad? Is that you? If this is about the ointment, I used it all and you can’t have it back! A man in this hostile of a place needs to be ready for all possible rashes!”

- Brother 

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Quotes: Ace Reporter

Published by in Quotes on March 6th, 2012

 

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“I’m a very very busy ace reporter that’s always on the lookout for a new scoop! Also, I get my daily exercise by jumping on the couch for an hour and it’s getting about that time!”

- Belch Smith 

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Quotes: Guarding Spirit

Published by in Quotes on March 5th, 2012

 

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“Ey mon! What be happening! Dese people in here tink I don’t got the guarding spirit no more mon, and they might be right! Since I found reggae, it be me life!”

- Joe the Guard 

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Quotes: Word of Advice

Published by in Quotes on March 5th, 2012

 

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“My only word of advice here is if BoB’s in the bath tub you should hit the road, the places he wants you to scrub are simply unreachable!”

- Belch Smith 

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Quotes: Singing Telegram

Published by in Quotes on March 5th, 2012

 

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“Singing telegram from Dr. Bill!

I’m sick, I’m sick, the people yell,

If they’ve got money, he’ll make them well!

Assistance he needs, to get it done,

He’s chosen you, don’t be a bum!

Do your civic duty, answer his call,

Or at least clean the sick off of his walls!

So go see Bill, and fix them all up,

Just don’t drink what’s in all the cups!”

- Messenger 

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Quotes: Homestead

Published by in Quotes on March 4th, 2012

 

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“How do you fancy the ol’ homestead? Just spruced her up a might! Added a curtain or two, a coat of paint, oh, and a floor!”

 

- Dad

 

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