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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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Pleasant Corner: Stuck

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: So that’s a coconut bisque, extra salt and lemon, hold the crackers with a half pint of unsweetened Pina Colada shaken and a side of ketchup cookies quarter baked with a stick of butter?

 

Customer: Uh, actually I’m here to fix the phone.

 

Manager: Dad! My favorite handyman! What have you been up to?

 

Dad: Oh, I’ve had my hand in this and that, ha ha.

 

Carl: Not me. It’s always my head that gets stuck in things.

 

Manager: John, why don’t we go over to the phone where it’s a little less bald?

 

(At the phone)

 

Dad: I think I see the problem! (tinker tinker) There we go! That will be 500 dollars please.

 

Manager: 500 dollars!? Take it out of Carl’s paycheck.

 

Carl: (Trying to get his head out of the cash register drawer) Over my dead body!

 

THE END

 

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Pleasant Corner: Pina Colada

 

PLEASANT CORNER

 

Customer: I’ll have the Pina Colada Special.

 

Combover Carl: Would you like fries with that?

 

Customer: ….no.

 

Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!

 

Customer: But I don’t w-

 

Combover Carl: YOU’RE FIRED!

 

Manager: Are you mad about something Carl?

 

Combover Carl: Yeah, I stayed up all night watching a Puppets Show marathon. I didn’t get a bit of sleep! Uuuh oh yeah, my house collapsed too.

 

Manager: Again? That’s the third time this week!

 

Combover Carl: Well I guess that goes to show when you run out of nails, don’t use Poligrip on the rest.

 

Manager: Guess so…

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Pleasant Corner: Backed Up

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Customer: I’ll have what he’s having.

 

Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.

 

Customer: No! Not him, him!

 

Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?

 

Customer: Yes please.

 

Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.

 

Combover Carl: So?

 

Manager: In Virginia.

 

Combover Carl: Oh….I need a snack.

 

Manager: Here.

 

Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity.

 

Manager: That was a rock Carl.

 

Combover Carl: I know!

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Pleasant Corner: Chicken Soup

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Who ordered chicken soup?

 

Customer: I did you moth ball!

 

Combover Carl: Just for that I’m taking the fly out!

 

Customer: Curse you and your mangy dog!

 

Combover Carl: I don’t have a dog.

 

Customer: Then what’s that?

 

Combover Carl: That’s the manager! Get out!

 

(Carl throws him out the window)

 

Manager: Why didn’t you use the door?

 

Combover Carl: There’s a door?

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Pleasant Corner: Mascot Auditions

 

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Pleasant Corner has decided to get itself a mascot! Let’s look in on the auditions…

 

Man: The best soup at the best price, Pleasant Corner’s for you, I’m the Dancin’ Prancin’ Cracker, do you like my shoes!

 

Manager: NEXT!

 

Man: Hi I’m Scott Bean of Bean’s Laxatives and Company

 

Manager: NEXT!

 

Little boy: Where’s the bathroom daddy?

 

Manager: I’m not your daddy! Third door on the right! NEXT!

 

(Man starts beating bongo drums)

 

Man: Soup, soupity soup, soup man soup! This is the Soup Beatnik telling you to

 

Manager: NEXT!

 

Man: Woof woof! I’m Jimmy the Soup Mutt, I could eat at Pleasant Corner everyday! Of course, I’d eat rotten spaghetti if you gave it to me! Ruff ruff!

 

Manager: Oh that’s it! We’ll go with the first one!

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