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Emails to KrazyQ: Don’t Worry!

 

Emails to KrazyQ

 

From: yugoslavia@agnisadvantage.chug
Subject: Don’t worry, this isn’t about a credit card!

 

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Emails to KrazyQ: Life Insurance

 

 

Emails to KrazyQ

 

TO: KrazyQ
FROM: Vince@ColonPenn.mop

My sources say you’re about to die. I suggest you get Colon Penn life insurance so that your loved ones will make some major phat cash when you keel over! Just come to our website and sign your soul over to us, then your family will be insured for years to come!

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Emails to KrazyQ: Pluto

 

 

Emails to KrazyQ

 

TO: KrazyQ
FROM: Warden@PlutoFederalPrison.kix

 

 

Do you want to go to Pluto? Sign up today and you’ll be on the first shuttle! Trials are every tuesday, make sure to prepare for the adventure into the abyss!

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Letters to KrazyQ: Cool

 

 

Letters to KrazyQ

 

Dear KrazyQ,

 

I think you’re cool! Alright I’m done writing this letter for my Lying 101 class, bye!

 

Your pal,
Crusty Barnicles,
Age 17
Miami Florida

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Letters to KrazyQ: Bannanas

 

 

Letters to KrazyQ

 

Dear KrazyQ,

 

I like bannanas, my parints say I kant hav a bannanna untilll I git a B in Spelling, do u beleve that?

 

Your bannnanna luving buddy,
Rusty Barnicles
Age 16
Mima Flarda

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Letters to KrazyQ: Mother

 

 

Letters to KrazyQ

 

Dear KrazyQ,

 

You better print my two sons’ letters or I will beat you so hard you will think I’m your mother!

 

Your #1 fan,
Momma Barnicles
Age 19
Miami Florida

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