Day 1, 1:00 PM
I’ve decided to see how long I can stay in this giant sized garbage bag outside of Wal-Mart. So far so good, and I’m not even hungry!
Day 1, 1:02 PM
I’m about to die from hunger. I need a bandaid and some glue for my knee. I can hear something talking to me..I’m scared…I’m going to end this part so I can use the bathroom, I’ll continue right when I get back.
Day 1, 3:12 PM
I’m back from the bathroom now and getting very sick to my stomach. I can’t breathe, I guess I should’ve put holes in the garbage bag but I was in a hurry. I’m starting to see things, images of The Breakfast Club keep popping up which makes me even more scared than before.
Day 2, 7:46 AM
Yes mommy, I’ll have pancakes. ahhhh, a polar bear! How did he get into my gumbo? Maybe we should invite him for supper. I’d like to buy an O Regis! What? You’re Pat? Oh sorry Alex! My boot itches!
Day 2, 4:26 PM
I just regained awareness of where I am, I’m lonely, cold, and my pants are too tight!
Day 3, 12:02 P.M.
I’ve been trying to rip this garbage bag open for the past 6 hours but it just won’t budge, maybe I should’ve brought my 2 year old sister’s scissors with me. It’s getting even hotter in here than before and my pants are tighter than ever, I don’t know how much longer I’m going to last….
Day 3, 3:27 P.M.
I’ve thought about eating my shoe a couple of times, but I’ve decided it’s best if I don’t move. My bladder’s about to explode and I have no idea why, maybe it’s my imagination…
Day 3, 7:51 P.M.
I heard people laughing at me outside the bag, I tried to yell at them for help but I noticed I had a piece of tape over my mouth and by the time I got it off, the people were gone, I could really go for some Kool-Aid right now.
Day 3, 11:01 P.M.
I HAVE A PLAN!
Day 4, 2:12 P.M.
As I said before, I have a plan! I’m going to roll the garbage bag down the parking lot until it rips!
Day 9, 11:45 P.M.
I’ve been rolling for 5 days now, I’m growing tired and the the bag isn’t ripping. I think I’m in Tijuana because I heard some Mexicans outside the bag, talking about Revolucion.
Day 10, 5:51 A.M.
I’m out! I just woke up and I was out! Yaaaaay!! Hey…that guy has my garbage bag, hey! Give that back!!