Dr. Bill’s Health Tips
Studies have shown that 99% of people that fire a torch at themselves get burned. I must warn you that if you plan to do anything that involves burning yourself, do it with extreme caution. Hurting yourself on purpose is funny, but doing it by accident is no laughing matter. So next time your eye is gouged out by a pencil, make sure you did it on purpose. If you fail to do so, take three corn chips and call me if you wake up.