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Lunch Menu: Snakehead Souffle

 

LUNCH MENU

 

         MAIN MENU                                              SIDE DISHES

 

                                                               Snakehead Souffle                                 Wagon Wheel

 

                                                                            or                                                 Cracklin’ Teeth Bran

 

                                                                 Canned Nose                                         Cream of Treet

 

Note to test subjects customers: Your meal only moves because it’s fresh!

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Pleasant Corner: Haven’t Been Here

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!

 

Customer: Yes I’d like the e-

 

Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)

 

Customer: Did you-

 

Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!

 

Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..

 

Combover Carl: Yes?

 

Manager: You haven’t been here much.

 

Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!

 

Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!

 

Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!

 

Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.

 

Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!

 

THE END

 

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Lunch Menu: Sawdust Salmon

 

LUNCH MENU

 

MAIN MENU                                   SIDE DISHES

 

                                                                   Tar Tartare                             Burritos From Who Knows

 

                                                                            or                                                 Mixed Objects

 

                          Sawdust Salmon                   Marshmallow Puff in the Rough

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Quotes: Spot in the Mop Closet

 

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“Hello new coworker! It’s about time we get some help around here! (Talks low) If the manager blows the whistle around his neck, I know a spot in the mop closet he never thinks to check! Is he that bad? Well, he only beats me with year-old french bread loaves every half hour on some days, but then again, I AM his favorite employee!”

- Combover Carl 

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Pleasant Corner: Stuck

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: So that’s a coconut bisque, extra salt and lemon, hold the crackers with a half pint of unsweetened Pina Colada shaken and a side of ketchup cookies quarter baked with a stick of butter?

 

Customer: Uh, actually I’m here to fix the phone.

 

Manager: Dad! My favorite handyman! What have you been up to?

 

Dad: Oh, I’ve had my hand in this and that, ha ha.

 

Carl: Not me. It’s always my head that gets stuck in things.

 

Manager: John, why don’t we go over to the phone where it’s a little less bald?

 

(At the phone)

 

Dad: I think I see the problem! (tinker tinker) There we go! That will be 500 dollars please.

 

Manager: 500 dollars!? Take it out of Carl’s paycheck.

 

Carl: (Trying to get his head out of the cash register drawer) Over my dead body!

 

THE END

 

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Lunch Menu: Licepaghetti

 

LUNCH MENU

 

MAIN MENU                                   SIDE DISHES

 

                                                                   Licepaghetti                             Parmesan Connery

 

                                                                              or                                             Banana Hamma

 

     Commode ala Mode                      Chapstick Chowder

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