MAIN MENU SIDE DISHES
Snakehead Souffle Wagon Wheel
or Cracklin’ Teeth Bran
Canned Nose Cream of Treet
test subjects customers: Your meal only moves because it’s fresh!
Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner where your food is always made to order!
Customer: Yes I’d like the e-
Combover Carl: Order up! (Hands the customer a plate)
Customer: Did you-
Combover Carl: Salt it? Only the best salts for my customers!
Manager: Carl I’ve noticed something here lately..
Combover Carl: Yes?
Manager: You haven’t been here much.
Combover Carl: What do you mean? I’m here everyday!
Manager: A cardboard cutout of you standing behind the register isn’t the same as you being here!
Combover Carl: Can you blame me? I hardly ever get in trouble anymore. The cardboard me gets wrote on more than the real me gets wrote up!
Manager: I’m writing you AND the cutout up.
Cutout Carl: Hey, no fair!
“Hello new coworker! It’s about time we get some help around here! (Talks low) If the manager blows the whistle around his neck, I know a spot in the mop closet he never thinks to check! Is he that bad? Well, he only beats me with year-old french bread loaves every half hour on some days, but then again, I AM his favorite employee!”
- Combover Carl
Combover Carl: So that’s a coconut bisque, extra salt and lemon, hold the crackers with a half pint of unsweetened Pina Colada shaken and a side of ketchup cookies quarter baked with a stick of butter?
Customer: Uh, actually I’m here to fix the phone.
Manager: Dad! My favorite handyman! What have you been up to?
Dad: Oh, I’ve had my hand in this and that, ha ha.
Carl: Not me. It’s always my head that gets stuck in things.
Manager: John, why don’t we go over to the phone where it’s a little less bald?
(At the phone)
Dad: I think I see the problem! (tinker tinker) There we go! That will be 500 dollars please.
Manager: 500 dollars!? Take it out of Carl’s paycheck.
Carl: (Trying to get his head out of the cash register drawer) Over my dead body!