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Mike and BoB: Movie Slacks

 

Mike and BoB

 

BoB: All set for the movies? I heard that Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 7 is twice better than Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 3!

 

Mike: My movie slacks are buckled and in the upright position!

 

BoB: Movie slacks? Mike I’ve watched your pants before, they wouldn’t make a good movie..

 

Mike: But they’re good for going to the movies! Look at all these compartments, all with their own unique use at the theater!

 

BoB: Ok, how about this pocket?

 

Mike: Peanuts, popcorn, and nonpareils!

 

BoB: And this sleeve?

 

Mike: Sodas, slurpees, and sundaes!

 

BoB: What about this big hole in the back?

 

Mike: What goes in must come out!

 

BoB: You go on, I’ll catch the next showing.

 

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Quotes: Something About a Book

Published by in Quotes on March 2nd, 2012

 

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“Belch said something about a book and B-Speak or some other new-age nonsense. I didn’t listen to a word of it! Except for ‘book’ and ‘B-Speak.’”

- BoB 

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Quotes: While You Were Gone

Published by in Quotes on March 1st, 2012

 

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“While you were gone, Belch called for you so much that I took the phone off the hook! Then he beeped me so much I put my beeper on zap! Then he sent me a letter! I should be getting it in a few days.”

- BoB 

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Quotes: Too Much Trouble

 

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“Just finished Breakfast Club. I love a happy ending! How was Auto Partz? I hope Leroy didn’t give you too much trouble. He’s always coming in and asking if you have Prince Albert in a can. I’ve told him a thousand times that I do and he’s not getting him back!”

- BoB 

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Quotes: Slaving Over the Stove

 

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“BoB: Not a lot! Before Mike came home I was slaving over the stove like usual!

Mike: You were rolling around on the floor when I came home!

BoB: So sue me if I overcooked the meatloaf a little and caught myself and half the house on fire! There really should be a way to turn the temperature down!

Mike: There is! Just use the knob!

BoB: Oh you’re a regular Guy Fieri aren’t you!? Take my advice and leave the kitchen work to me! I remember your homemade Fruity Pebbles, terrible!

Mike: That was my rock collection! You never let me cook!

BoB: Well after that rock escapade can you blame me!?”

- Mike and BoB 

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Mike and BoB: New Toy

 

Mike and BoB

 

Mike: I just got a raise so I decided to go all out and get us something new!

BoB: Wow! You work?

Mike: Don’t you care about what I got? Here it is, a brand new Wii!

BoB: A wee what?

Mike: No you dunderhead, it’s a video game! You wave these remotes around in the air and it makes things move on the screen!

BoB: Sounds like a lot of work..

Mike: Come on, swordfight me!

BoB: Well, if you say so! (Pulls out a broadsword)

Mike: I mean with the Wii! Here you go, now hold it out. See what happens if I hit it?

BoB: Ow! You cut me!

Mike: What?

BoB: Watch out, you nearly put my eye out!

Mike: I didn’t touch you!

BoB: Get the Wii out of here!

Mike: I can’t! I put it on your credit card!

BoB: I don’t have a credit card! I just carry my dad’s expired one to feel cool!

Mike: I’ll pay you back when I get a real raise!

BoB: I still don’t think you work.

 

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