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Hits From Crazyville Cover

Published by in Others on May 23rd, 2012

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Quotes: About the Ointment

Published by in Quotes on March 6th, 2012

 

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“Dad? Is that you? If this is about the ointment, I used it all and you can’t have it back! A man in this hostile of a place needs to be ready for all possible rashes!”

- Brother 

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Quotes: Guarding Spirit

Published by in Quotes on March 5th, 2012

 

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“Ey mon! What be happening! Dese people in here tink I don’t got the guarding spirit no more mon, and they might be right! Since I found reggae, it be me life!”

- Joe the Guard 

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Quotes: Jelly-Filleds

Published by in Quotes on March 3rd, 2012

 

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“Between me and Joe here, all the jelly-filleds in the precinct are extinct. I do have a proposition for you, though.. Proposition is cop slang for offer, but I didn’t expect you to understand.”

- Guard at the Jailhouse 

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Quotes: Corrections Facility

Published by in Quotes on March 3rd, 2012

 

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“This is the Crazyville corrections facility, what do you need? I’ve had a baker’s dozen doughnuts and enough java to make a kidney weep!”

- Guard at the Jailhouse 

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Quotes: Daydream

Published by in Quotes on March 2nd, 2012

 

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“Yeah what is it? You interrupted my daydream of working somewhere fun, like an insurance office!”

- Attendant at the Snappy Shell Arcade 

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