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Confessions: Winning Touchdown

 

Confessions

 

One time I scored the winning touchdown at a high school football game. I was 36, I wasn’t a player, and I got a whoopin.

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Board Game Cards: Go

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Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. If you pass Go, die. Lose a turn.

 

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Top 10: Failed Top 10s

Published by in Top 10 on October 14th, 2012

 

TOP 10 FAILED TOP 10s

 

10. Reasons why pineapples are spikey

 

9. Ways to blow up balloons without air

 

8. Reasons to hop

 

7. Excuses for not going to a Bon Jovi concert

 

6. Responses to pet proposals

 

5. Songs to hum to inmates

 

4. Ways to headbutt zoo animals and get away with it

 

3. Games to play with head lice

 

2. Embarrassing questions to ask librarians

 

1. Cards from Monopoly that aren’t allowed in a legal Magic tournament

 

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Fun Fact: Umbrella Hat

Published by in Fun Fact on October 14th, 2012

 

Fun Fact

 

The umbrella hat is the most commonly used device in the world.

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Board Game Cards: Jogging

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Go jogging. If this isn’t enough punishment for you then I’m sorry about your life. Lose a turn no matter what.

 

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Confessions: Ran a Mile

 

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One time I ran a mile in under a minute. And while I’m still making things up, I’m seven feet tall!

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