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Ace & John: Gift Horse


Ace & John


John: Man, I have had the worst d-


Ace: That’s nice, simpleton. But before you go on your primitive tirade, let me tell you about a real problem! You see, I’ve been trying to get ahead at the office lately. I know what you’re thinking, “Ace, you’re already at the top!”


John: Actually I was think-


Ace: Yeah, right. The trouble is that Dan, the second assistant to the senior manager in charge of marketing, has been competing for the same position! I’m looking for a way to really trounce him. What is your suggestion?


John: Uh well why don’t you give your boss a gif-


Ace: I’ve got it! I’ve been kissing the boss’s butt in the entirely wrong way! I’ll get him a gift! Something that screams “I’m only pretending to like you so you’ll promote me!”


John: How about a bowling ball?


Ace: Your head is a bowling ball!


John: But I was just trying to he-


Ace: Shut up, bowling ball head! Now, I don’t actually want to buy my boss anything. I mean, I can’t afford to at a lousy¬†fifty¬†grand a year! Let’s see… A tie? No, too generic. Cologne? Nah, he stinks enough already..


John: How about a bowling ball?


Ace: I’ve got it!


(The next day at the office)


Ace’s boss: It’s so nice of you to give me a gift! Let’s see what we’ve got..


(He opens the box to reveal John)


John: Wanna go bowling?


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