Mike and BoB
BoB: All set for the movies? I heard that Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 7 is twice better than Grandma’s Alligator Tragedy 3!
Mike: My movie slacks are buckled and in the upright position!
BoB: Movie slacks? Mike I’ve watched your pants before, they wouldn’t make a good movie..
Mike: But they’re good for going to the movies! Look at all these compartments, all with their own unique use at the theater!
BoB: Ok, how about this pocket?
Mike: Peanuts, popcorn, and nonpareils!
BoB: And this sleeve?
Mike: Sodas, slurpees, and sundaes!
BoB: What about this big hole in the back?
Mike: What goes in must come out!
BoB: You go on, I’ll catch the next showing.