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Quotes: Too Much Trouble

 

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“Just finished Breakfast Club. I love a happy ending! How was Auto Partz? I hope Leroy didn’t give you too much trouble. He’s always coming in and asking if you have Prince Albert in a can. I’ve told him a thousand times that I do and he’s not getting him back!”

- BoB 

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Quotes: Sitting Around

Published by in Quotes on February 29th, 2012

 

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“Oh just the usual. Been sitting around, reading month-old newspapers and eating dry grits like nobody’s business. I’m just trying to get by, which is all you can ask for in this day and age, whatever that means!” 

- Dad

 

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Quotes: Exceptions

 

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“I like you and all, but I can’t make exceptions. Now go away, Jamaican me crazy, mon!”

- Joe the Guard 

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Lotto Ticket: Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’

Published by in Others on February 28th, 2012

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Quotes: Premier Soup Restaurant

Published by in Quotes on February 28th, 2012

 

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“The manager over at Crazyville’s premier soup restaurant, Pleasant Corner, is looking for you. He said he heard you’ve been helping people out so you should be well suited for the job! Well I wouldn’t call it a suit, but the uniform you get has a hat that looks like a big bowl!”

- KrazyQ 

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Quotes: The Wife

 

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“Wait till the wife hears about this! She’s always wanting me to tell her exciting cop stories but I’ve never even left the jailhouse since I started! In fact, I haven’t heard from her in a while..”

- Guard at the Jailhouse 

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