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It’s been a while!

Published by in Greetings on June 9th, 2015

But the gang’s all here! New issues will arrive shortly!

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Belch Smith Snowman

Belch Smith Snowman

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Pleasant Corner: Half Off

 

Pleasant Corner

 

Combover Carl: Welcome to Pleasant Corner, where the Half Bean Soup is half off!

 

Customer: Half Bean Soup? What’s in that?

 

Carl: Well one half has beans.The other half is only half beans.

 

Customer: What’s the other half of that half?

 

Carl: It’s half corn.

 

Customer: Argh.. What about the other half?

 

Carl: That’s the special part. It’s half corn and beans!

 

Customer: Alright! I think I changed my mind! (starts to leave)

 

Carl: Half a good day!

 

Customer: Ahhh!

 

THE END

 

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Belch Smith Pumpkin Stencil

 

Print out this pattern, carve the outlines and have me in your house for Halloween! (Click on picture for full size)

 

With any luck, it’ll look like this!

 

 

Happy carving!

 

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Confessions: Abducted

 

Confessions

 

This one time I was minding my own business when I suddenly got abducted! They did invasive experiments on my body for a whole hour! I’m never going back to that doctor.

THE END

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The Jokebook: Wearing a Pot

 

The Jokebook

 

 Why was the man wearing a pot?

 

Cause the cookie sheet was in the oven!

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